Love, Alexis. I hope someday you'll find all these quotes, all these words, and read them all. I hope you'll know that they're about you. Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
Nothing says, “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

snpchatting:

some of the outfit choices i made 3/4 years ago haunt me everyday

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

und4unted:

oh my god why is a sea creature more photogenic than me it’s just like “oh hey i’m in mid air but i still look cute”



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